Nobody told me it would be like this. I’m telling you.

Dry humor. Real stories. Zero filter.

This is my life. Or at least my version of it.

No advice. No agenda. Just one person’s very specific take on things that have probably already happened to everyone else already.

I write the stories as I go.

Which is up, down, right, left and mostly sideways. Just aiming for vertical at this point.

Questions about Ungrateful Muffin

Why choose ‘Ungrateful Muffin’ as a name?

I was watching a reel, and they mentioned what an ungrateful muffin this goat was, and I just couldn’t stop laughing. Hence, the name.

What fuels the Ungrateful Muffin adventure?

Easier question to answer what doesn’t fuel Ungrateful Muffin. Every day is some sort of new experience whether it be hilarious or heartbreaking; or both.

Why share your parenting tales?

Why not? My chaos can be someone else’s comedy, and I’m okay with that.

How does Ungrateful Muffin handle the daily grind of parenthood?

I don’t! I just hope to get out as unscathed as humanly possible. Some days I make it to the finish line intact and others I slide in looking like a hot mess, but I made it none the less.

What’s the vision for Ungrateful Muffin?

To build a haven of humor where parents can laugh, relate, and feel a little less crazy. Hell, I know I can’t be in this mess alone (the voices say).