Welcome to Ungrateful Muffin

Hi, I’m Jerra.

Did I foresee myself being a millennial mom of two? No, I did not. Do I dig it? Most days. What about other days? I grin and bear it.

This is my slice of the internet that I claimed for myself. It’s not revolutionary or mind bending. What it is is occassionally thought provoking, sarcastic, and potentially unhinged thoughts wondering what the fuck is going on.

Other people look around sometimes and wonder how they got here too, right? I don’t have it together. I often look for an escape hatch in the most mundane situations if I have to have small talk or make eye contact. I always say the wrong thing, but weirdly it typically lands well.

When people need an adult and talk to me, I look around like a lost child, because they are surely talking to a real adult that has got to be behind me. Pull up a chair and let’s psychoanalyze how I said cat instead of catch to my crush in the 6th grade that still keeps me up at night.